Friday, February 4, 2011

The Perfect Solution to Lay Off due to the Economic policies of Washington

Check this letter out. It's an actual letter sent. The company 
  and boss's name has been removed intentionally. Hit's home though! 
  A Lay-off letter from an excellent and caring boss. 
  Dear Employees: 
  As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that 
  Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees 
  will increase in a BIG way. 
  To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by 
  about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the 
  dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our 
  employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we 
  are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. 
  So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found 
  sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided 
  these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair 
  way to approach this problem. They voted for change...I gave it to them. 
  I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic. 

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